is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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