But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
I supernannyed him into submission
Randomize
