Kareoke will never be a sober sport
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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