i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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