So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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