Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I want to fling myself into the sun
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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