I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
She's JV to your varsity
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
You ruined the universe
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
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