We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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