Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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