Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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