Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
My feet surprised me
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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