brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
Randomize
