I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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