I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
tonight lets celebrate not being married
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
The ass gains better be worth it
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