I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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