i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
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