I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
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