It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
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