His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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