I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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