But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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