I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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