You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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