Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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