i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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