Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Randomize
