my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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