and my herpes radar will keep us safe
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
it's like iHOP with fire
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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