She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
I just want nice things and good sex
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Randomize