She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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