I think im going to throw up on grandma
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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