he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
