Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
Randomize
