Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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