The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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