Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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