I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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