dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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