I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
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