I'm really into asian looking animals
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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