Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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