yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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