just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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