Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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