My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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