i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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