I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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