I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
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