: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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