Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
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