i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
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