I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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