where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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