fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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