That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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