they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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